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If you have thoughts of harming yourself or know of a
veteran in crisis, please call the number below or visit the website.

U. S. Department of Veterans Affair’s Veteran Crisis Line.

This service is available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. The phone number is:

1-800-273-8255 Option 1

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in Beds of White"

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From the Grand Commander

Grand Commander

Listen Cooties,

As our most Pestiferous and Annoying Brethren are spreading the "Blue Ointment of Happiness" to those in hospitals, nursing homes, veterans, their families and others, remember that we're a part of the Veterans of Foreign Wars.  It is our mission to support the programs and causes of the VFW first.  By doing so, we show the membership that we truly care for our veterans and their families.  This leads to the advancement of our causes and makes recruitment to the Military Order of the Cootie far easier to accomplish.  I believe in our "Crummy Fraternity!"  I could not do my job as commander without the tireless efforts of all my Brethren.  In closing, go out there and find some "Unsuspecting Atoms" to take those backward steps and become a part of our great organization.  You cannot do so without being Annoying!  So, let's Bite!

Yours in LOTCS,

Ross Walker
Grand of Washington

Blue Ointment