Buzz & Bites
Dale Iannello
Welcome to Buzz & Bites!
This is your official source for all the latest Cootie chatter and chomps. Here, Specie Pediculi can find current news, general orders, bylaws, announcements, and other important tidbits from the Sacred Grand Scratch. Whether you're looking for updates from Grand Pup Tent or just want to stay in the know, this is where the buzz begins!
Buzz #1 – They're Sworn, Scratched, and Set to Swarm!
All Grand Officers have been duly elected, scratched in, and are already itchin’ to get to work! These lousy critters are ready to be Busy as Bees — flitting from Pup Tent to Pup Tent, stirring up good trouble, and making sure our sacred mission is carried out with full Cootie zeal. You can bet they’re locked in on our duty: keeping veterans Smilin’ in Beds of White. So lend 'em your support, keep the chatter loud, and let’s make this year a real humdinger!
Click Here to snag a copy of our Crummy By-laws. After you snag a copy make sure that you shred them into miniscule pieces. Because...tiny particles are easier to digest. Yummy!
General Order #1
Click Here to behold the Lousy and Horrible mumblings of our freshly-scratched Grand Commander. This first General Order is crawling with important info, devilish direction, and just enough scratchy wisdom to keep every Specie Pediculi properly confused and absolutely motivated. So, don’t just sit there groomin’ your antennae — click now and stay in step with the chaos!
General Order #2
Click Here to shred more Pestiferous mumblings of the Grand Commander. This newly scratched General Order is more Horrible than the first. Again, don't just sit there groomin' your antennae, click the link to see what's buzzin'.
General Order #3
Click Here to shred the latest pestiferous scratching from the Grand Commander. This freshly hatched General Order is even more Horrible than the first and second ones. So, quit preenin’ those antennae and poke the link to see what’s really buzzin’.